Asleep, in a cave, on a mountain, by a river.

For this you won't be disappointed.

Shanna Perez-Hill and Kenric McDowell as Guitars

Go here to hear the mysterious and mystical pleasantries of the lovely duo, Guitars.

Back to work.

Starting a new project today featuring the Tacoma Narrows. Co-stars will include a lovely bowl of mashed potatoes and the Hindenburg. Also on the itinerary: film development. Also, also on the itinerary: ice cream and soda pop.

Today I feel like this guy...

Sam Rockwell as Sam in Moon

I've been waiting on hold with the financial aid office for the last hour. I'm never going to get off the moon.